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Lovely pets 10: Am I the best looking cat you have ever seen?
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You are viewing the album with full of funny animals, dogs, cats, other pets. |
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* Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
* Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
*What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
* What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
*Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
* What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
* What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
* What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
* How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
* Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. |
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